benderliam:

when a bitch calls you thirsty like you don’t already know

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(via lohanthony)

Anonymous:
Can you post a selfie of your tits lookin rad?

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via jacques-shit)

bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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